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Hello Dog Lovers!  Welcome to Pupscale Grooming Blog.   I have decided to start a blog to inform the conscious dog owner about the upkeep and proper care of their pup who deserves upscale treatment without the upscale price.  This blog will feature:  news, info on special dog related events, grooming service promotions, trends in dog grooming, featured dog of the month, and educational info.  Check out the “About”  page to learn a little about me. Please subscribe to the blog;  I promise I will not share,sell, or trade your email address or saturate your inbox .

Enjoy a little dog groomer humor:

Contrary to the above cartoons, I am blessed with very well-behaved dogs. Some, I think, enjoy the process.  I, and I’m sure many other groomers have been asked the question:  ”Why does it cost more to get my dog groomed than my own haircut?” Well, over the years there is a growing list of answers.  Here are some that I have come across.  Have a little laugh.

• Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a bath.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure and pedicure.
• You don’t try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
• You don’t wiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser’ s chair.
• Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body.
• You don’t try to hump the hairdresser.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t wipe boogies from your eyes.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t pluck and clean your ears.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t squeeze your anal glands.
• You don’t poop or pee while you are getting your hair cut.
• Your hairdresser does not remove fleas or ticks.
• You don’t go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t brush your teeth.
• You don’t try to bite the clippers. scissors, brush, nail clippers or dyer.
• It doesn’t take 3 people to trim your nails.
• Your hairdresser doesn’t have to de-matt your hair.
• Your hairdresser would never wash your butt.
• Your hair dresser doesn’t give you a “sanitary trim”.
• Drying your hair doesn’t blow hair on  everything.
• You don’t howl or bark while having all this done!